Disproportionate Ratios of Showers to Beer

hi, i'm faye and i'm a hoarder.

nickswisewords:

aheartdivided:

ducks fly together // the smith street band

you asked me if i was self-conscious
i said, ‘of course i am’
you took my clothes off

But I’ve had good luck
And I’m happy.

(via vivalaspeedmetal)

bullshitinthebronx:

But now I don’t care, I could go anywhere with you, and I’d probably be happy.

bullshitinthebronx:

But now I don’t care, I could go anywhere with you, and I’d probably be happy.

(Source: papertragedies, via nutopiancitizen)

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

(via beiber-hole-69)

wiblog:

futurewatchergirl:

everythingisahoax:

Have some Robert McCall for the evening.

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lunamuerte:

penis-hilton:

if my kids don’t go this hard i will be so disappointed

Lil homegirl on the drums damn

(Source: seclet, via thewearandtearofourboots)

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

(via thewearandtearofourboots)